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We know bacon beats everything…
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
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This is so accurate that it’s not even funny.
Swedishness (by Tobbera)
A David Attenborough soundalike delivers a anthropological piece poking fun at Sweden’s equality, agnosticism, tolerance, and sexual liberation. Featuring the actual prime minister of Sweden, Fredrik Reinfeldt, plus several famous Swedish actors.
In 1731, King Frederick I of Sweden gave a lion he had killed to a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before, and this was the result
I actually have a poster of this gem in my kiddos’ room.
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My laptop just died. Again.
Thanks Obama/Yahoo.
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